Things that astronomers say that sound dirty...

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Things that astronomers say that sound dirty...

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1) "Exactly how long is your tube?"

2) "I need a friend to help me grind this thing..."

3) "I want to get in a little naked-eye action."

4) "I want to look at Uranus?"

5) "You need a bigger unit so you can go deeper..."

6) "What's the best way to mount a Short-Tube?"

7) Reasons why smaller apertures are better...

8) Are you going to shoot the Virgin tonight?

9) She looked in awe as it rose higher and higher

10) "Mine is bigger than yours"

11) "Who says size doesn't matter?"

12) "We do it in the dark"

13)"We sometimes do it all night long"

14 EYEGASMS!

15) "I use shower caps over the end of my 6 and 10 inch..., you will
need the extra large size for your 12.5 inch."

16) "Do you have your angle of the dangle correct?"

17) "I enjoy viewing heavenly bodies through my
telescope...especially during showers"

18) "I love going deep ...."

9) "The deeper the better"

20) "Bigger almost always performs better"

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Hahaha!! :D :D :D
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Post by Tachyon »

Heh... let me add:

"The faster the better for shooting."

"Can I look into your tube?"

"The night was so bad that my tube was dripping wet."

"Remember to mount your tube properly."
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<gulp> you guys are horny!
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Post by jennifer1611991 »

From Andy's Humour page right?! Hilarious!! :) And yes, horny indeed :twisted:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: kekekeke.

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